February 2010
January 2010
going to play baseball without a bat
teatime-with-nikki:
paganpoetry:
lennonlove:
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Just got home from last night, sitting naked, and...
teatime-with-nikki:
I can bring it into the bathroom and watch a movie while I have a bath
^.^
I want to rewatch Cash Back, I really liked it. And I tend to watch movies a few times over when my heart first falls for them. ^.^ ^.^
Good day ahead :) and last night was a good night, too :)
i’m glad you liked it :) it really is a amazing movie
moonbrains:
“sexx laws” - beck
loooove beck!
fmylife:
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend’s crazy ex, who let herself in with her old key. She screamed at me to get out of “her” bed, snatched “her” blanket off of my body, and finally dragged the bed itself out the door. I was still in it. FML
wow…. just wow. im at a lost of words from this one.. i think this is my new favorite blog
fmylife:
Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML
HAHAHAHAHA!! wow this is a fail on sooooooo many levels… i really shouldnt laugh at someone elses pain. karma is going to kick my ass
lightningpawz:
The Cranberries - Zombie
i’ll...
fmylife:
Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML
HAHAHA LMAO. thats way too great!
gr8k8-deactivated20100408 asked: Yes, shave and cut the damn hair!
But you knew that already. :P
But you knew that already. :P
start at 100% then subtract 1 for each you've...
fuckyeahsurveys:
burnthegirl:
1. Smoked. 2. Drank alcohol. 3. Cried when someone died. 4. Been drunk. 5. Had sex. 6. Been to a concert. 7. Gotten a handjob/fingered. 8. Given a blowjob/ate out someone. 9. Been verbally harassed. 10. Verbally harassed somebody. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. 12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. 13. Cheated on a...
yourfavoriteredhead:
tinyaimster: meaghano:
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fmylife:
Today, I was having sex with a guy, and as he came, he shouted “MORTAL KOMBAT!” His roommate shouted back, “FINISH HER!” FML
to fucking funny! though i do feel bad for the girl